January 9, 2012 Werewolf Ride

Lets meet Monday January 9th at 7:00 at the fountain on The Morristown Green.   We’ll ride a few easy fun miles into Madison.  It will be pretty cold so lets go to the bowling alley, they have drinks & food.  Bring some bucks if you wanna bowl a while.   Bring lights!

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
And lets head to those heavenly halls
Sit on down and grab a beer
Because bowling time is pretty near
Tortured men forget their pain
When they head to the bowling lane

Let’s go bowling
Let’s go bowling, got a

Let’s go bowling, for a free game
Let’s go bowling
Let’s go bowling, let’s go bowling
Let’s do it now

Because wrestlemania’s fine by me
Monster trucks are a sight to see
A cultured like that’s nice and all
But there ain’t nothing better than a bowling ball
You know the sport that God would choose
Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes

Arrogant worms. Lets go bowling

Update! 

The first werewolf bike n bowl was really fun. Four of us met up, and after coffee & bike banter we headed out to the traction line (an abandoned trolley line) for an easy but chilly ride to Madison. We pulled into the strip mall and lo and behold, something you don’t see everyday, a truly rare bird…. A huge bike rack! We excitedly stuffed our wheels into the old-school rack and locked up. Even though it was league night we got a lane. I have’nt been bowling in 10 years and it showed., but in our midst is a truly talented bowler. He rode with his bowling ball on his rear rack, along with a custom ball wipe rag, his shoes were passed down from generations of great bowlers. He confidently bowled a couple of turkeys, 4 strikes in a row! He crushed us all easily. The pizza and drinks were very good. No one gawked at us too much but I think we did look funny decked out in orange & green velcro strapped shoes combined with our deep winter cycling wear. After a couple games we welcomed a new lifetime member and hit the road back home howling.

What do you think?